(Source: paprika4)
super fucking cool when your gf completely abandons you when, for the first time in your <1 year relationship you need some emotional support
| nerd guy: | math sciecne comics |
| other guy : | im jewish i live With my mom |
| indidan guy: | i cant talk 2 girls lol |
| penny: | what ?? |
| shleldon: | bazlongio! |
| *laugh track* |
if you’ve ever heard him fart DUMP HIM! that’s NOT A BOY that’s a SOUL EATING DEMON and those are his PAST VICTIMS screaming for an end to their ETERNAL ANGUISH!
(Source: madindiewithabox, via kevinparkerruinedmylife)
(Source: nyyyleve, via resultinabangb-b-banggo)
reblog if you have a big penis but you dont let that define you
(Source: vaspim2k13, via shayzard)
New Original Song :)
If you don’t like Jill Helders there’s something wrong with you.
(via arcticmonkeyswords)
— Alex Turner explains “Do Me A Favour” for those of us who were confused by vague lyrics such as waving goodbye (via arcticmonkeysus)