super fucking cool when your gf completely abandons you when, for the first time in your <1 year relationship you need some emotional support
|nerd guy:||math sciecne comics|
|other guy :||im jewish i live With my mom|
|indidan guy:||i cant talk 2 girls lol|
if you’ve ever heard him fart DUMP HIM! that’s NOT A BOY that’s a SOUL EATING DEMON and those are his PAST VICTIMS screaming for an end to their ETERNAL ANGUISH!
reblog if you have a big penis but you dont let that define you
New Original Song :)
If you don’t like Jill Helders there’s something wrong with you.
— Alex Turner explains “Do Me A Favour” for those of us who were confused by vague lyrics such as waving goodbye (via arcticmonkeysus)